would-you-have-sex-with-me-if-i:
Hindi pwedeng hindi ko i-share sa inyo. Dapat kayo rin mamatay kakatawa. Namatay na ako kakatawa dito kanina, TWICE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! “May Yellow Green na nga, may Green Yellow pa ang putangina!”
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Reblog mo ‘to dahil wala lang, pakyu lang.
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Mahalin mo sa puso, ‘wag sa suso.
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Anawangin Cove: Pundaquit, Zambales
Eto yung place na makakapag-relax ka, yung wala kang iniisip na ibang bagay katulad ng mga social networking sites, text sa mga kaibigan/kasintahan, online games, at iba pa. Dahil wala namang kuryente pati connection sa mobile network.
The place is generally surrounded by pine trees, may mga benches para sa mga kakain ng kanilang meals, at may mga kubo para sa mga walang tent. Kapag umaga, di masyadong mainit dahil naka-silong sa mga pine trees, kapag gabi naman sobrang dilim, kaya yung mga campers dun gumagawa ng bonfire.
Masarap mag-camping sa place na walang electricity kasi nagiging independent ka. Maghahanap ka ng kahoy para sa bonfire, tapos gagawa ka ng apoy para makapag-luto. Tapos i-lilimit mo yung mga resources na dinala mo para makapag-survive ka (depende naman sayo kung gusto mag-dala ng konting gamit para maramdaman mo yung camping talaga).
Maganda mag-camping sa Anawangin kasi:
- Maganda yung view
- Mababait yung mga caretakers dun
- No electricity kaya mararamdaman mo yung camping experience
- May hot springs sa loob ng forest
- Maganda yung wildlife sa ilalim ng tubig
Di naman masyadong maganda kasi:
- Sobrang dilim
- Uso ang Sea Urchin dun
- Hindi nila masyadong nililinis yung dagat kaya may mga naiiwang mga kalat
- Sobrang mahal ng bilihin nila sa sari-sari store nila (1 small block of ice costs 50 php)
Kanina, I had my first Tumblr Meetup.
Ang unang nag-invite sa akin si @ermajones, pero ang nakasama ko is @imsuperpaw. I got awkward because wala akong kakilala sa mga tumblr users dun, pero okay lang. It’s a new experience in meeting new friends.
Yung picture sa taas is kung ano yung first impression nila sa akin. Nakakatuwa lang kasi yung ibang nakasulat dun “tahimik” yung first impression, pero sa totoo. Tahimik talaga ako, pero maingay at makulit ako (sometimes).
Masaya din yung meetup, marami akong nakilala (pero natatakot akong i-approach).
Your story length: 2 seasons 260 episodes each
Your genre: Yuri
Your character: The badass
Your lover: The troll
The Climax: You fart in the middle if the classroom
The Ending: You became god
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10 Spiritual Lessons for a Better & Happier Life
1. Responsibility - You are solely responsible for both your happiness and your unhappiness. Decide today that you will no longer be a victim of circumstances. The power to make a choice in how you respond to life is the foundation for becoming a master of your inner world.
2. Clarity - Notice when you feel anxious, angry, resentful, isolated, or any other feeling of discomfort. Notice how there’s a thought attached to this feeling that revolves around blame, shame or pain. Ask yourself “Is this true?” As you bring awareness to the story you’ve created around a situation, you’ll find that the story dissolves. This practice stills ego’s chatter to bring clarity and peace.
3. Relaxation - Notice when your mind tightens into “I can’t” or “I won’t” and when your body tenses in fear or stress. Now breathe deeply and softly: consciously soften around the edges of your resistance. The more you let go and relax, the more life supports you by bringing joy, aliveness and creative flow to everything you do.
4. Presence - Wherever you are and whatever you’re doing, choose to be absolutely present. This is especially important when faced with something challenging or painful. The more deeply present you can be, the closer you get to the silence of your being-nature. Action that is rooted in being is far more powerful than “mindless doing”.
5. Totality - Practice saying “YES” to every experience that comes your way. Become a “lover of what is”! Meeting everything with a wide open heart brings a deep intimacy to life that is nourishing to your soul. It’s also the birth of compassion, both for yourself and for the world.
6. Gratitude - Dig deep on a daily basis to find gratitude for the small things, and even for those things you would rather cast out from your life. Gratitude is far more powerful than denial or hate. Not only does it shine a light on the inner riches of your heart, but it also draws towards everything you need and deserve.
7. Forgiveness - Forgiveness isn’t about turning the other cheek and allowing abuse to continue. It’s about seeing through unconscious actions to the purity at the essence of all things. This is a tough practice, but one that has the power to transform your inner and outer reality. Holding on to hurt simply perpetuates more pain; letting it go allows love to heal your heart.
8. Nakedness - Practice being transparent: allow everything you experience to flow right through you. Not only will you develop a deep trust in life, but you will also develop the courage to be seen, warts and all. This “nakedness” allows authentic relationship to happen.
9. Service - Ask yourself with each decision and action you take “Am I serving my ego or am I serving my divine destiny?” The shift from self-gratification to having a higher mission accelerates your personal growth and aligns you to the creative power of the Universe. It’s the fire of passion that overcomes all inner and outer obstacles to serve the bigger picture; and it’s the key to true fulfillment.
10. Resoluteness - All the previous lessons are meaningless unless you take action. Whether you walk over mountain peaks or through valley lows, resolve to take one step at a time. Commit to keeping the flame of your inner radiance alive: it is the source of your eternal power!
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YOLO
I am tired of hearing “YOLO”, which I have come to find out means “You only live once.” I believe that the concept of having one life to live and living it to the fullest is, indeed, a good idea; however, the manner in which people are taking this idea is completely idiotic. People are saying this before doing one of the following:
1. Something completely stupid and reckless that could get them hurt or killed.
If you are saying that you only live once, why in the world would you want to do something that jeopardizes your life? When did the concept become “I only have one life, so I may as well see how many times I can cheat death before he finally catches me, thus soiling and possibly drastically shortening this one chance I have.”? This truly is the mark of human stupidity.
2. Something that is idiotic, but not necessarily dangerous.
Some man took a picture of himself in a bra, thinking that it would be humorous, and tagged it with “YOLO”. That is so incredibly unremarkable that it makes me want to get a job as an accountant just so I can bore myself into thinking it was moderately amusing. At least the people doing the dangerous things might have stories to tell. All you have is that stupid picture you took of yourself wearing a bra. Which, let me tell you, will not be very funny to talk about for very long.
It will also probably invalidate anything interesting you manage to do because you will always be remembered as that one guy that put a bra on and posted it on the internet.
3. Getting wasted and going partying.
Yes, you only live once. That sounds like a completely valid reason to go out and do something that will cause you to forget everything. You also get the added bonus of several possible sexually transmitted diseases and hangovers. The fun thing is that you can get those more than once. Maybe that will more than make up for that one life you wasted. No one will remember you, not even yourself.
That being said, I think the only proper usage for the phrase “you only live once” should be reserved for people who make a difference in the world by doing or creating something truly amazing. Instead of making it an excuse for poor, immature behavior, it should be a reason for striving to do good in the world.
I really wish people would stop being idiots.
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